The Apple Store

The only place where you can pay $10000 for a smart metal and glass sandwich and feel like it was worth it.

I bought my iPhone 15 pro max at the apple store because you know I'm rich.

by XperienceGB November 2, 2023

Apple Jack

The act of using an apple to jack off.

I will just take this apple to do an apple jack.

by RackyRacer June 14, 2018

Apple time

The iconic '9:42 AM' shown in many Apple devices as the system's time.

Mickey Hey, Mallory, what time is it?
Mallory: It's Apple time, Mickey, 9:42 AM.

by Wizard-Lizard January 16, 2017

swallow the apple

In bowling, it is when you miss a key shot.(Choke)

Joe: Harvey got up in the tenth needing a strike to win the tournament.

Steve: What happened?
Joe: Missed the headpin by a mile.
Steve: Yep, guess the pressure made him "Swallow the apple".

by Pins0444 December 16, 2013

Bone apple tea

A stupid ass meme and copypasta that people thought was funny. Well it's not, it's dumb af. Originated from the equally stupid r/boneappletea subreddit.

nobody:
Band kid: like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea its like french or some shit
Me: I'm sorry, did you mean to say "When you're retarded and you try to act like you're fancy before eating"?
Band kid: r/wooooooooosh
Me: r/FoundTheRedditard

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021

bobbing for apples

when you’re just guessing or assuming

*jim* “ mary i’m guessing your favorite color is blue”
*mary* “ definitely not dude”
jim* “sorry i have no idea i was just bobbing for apples”

by graviedewd May 5, 2019

Jewish Apple

A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.

Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!

by .TheEel January 30, 2020