Alva Academy

A really bad school with teachers who are utterly useless beyond imagination.

"This computing teacher is awful!"
"Yeah, she must be from Alva Academy!"

by thecatdoesnotgooof May 2, 2022

DUMFRIES ACADEMY

A homophoic school that cares about nothing but themselves, All the staff are big narcissistic bitches that care 0% about students mental health. All they care about is the awards they get for the school luring in more depressed kids that's already have no will to live. The school only does stuff for Money and Awards and they are getting away with it.

Dumfries Academy: puts up pride flag -upside down-
(Two days later)

DA: takes flag down cause they didn't win the Pride Award

by My pseudonmy May 3, 2022

oakfield academy

a really bad school that u should not go to lol

"what school do you go to ?"
"oakfield academy.."

by jonathanbrown2u2y May 18, 2022

goodwin academy

a shitty secondary in deal,kent (a town full of chavs and nitty scooter boys) only go there if ur looking for snakes and getting ur deepest darkest secrets found out and spread in two hours. dr liard also sucks bbc

omg you go to goodwin academy ew

by drliardisgay May 19, 2022

bishopbriggs academy

Bishy is high school in bishopbriggs with a bunch of junkies, vapers and emos especially mr Gilmore 😜😜😜😜😜😜

Bishopbriggs academy is a high school in bishopbriggs with a lot of alcoholics and people who vape and goths specifically mr Gilmore

by ——————Eeeee May 31, 2022

Kaan Academy

A place were barlophobes learn, grow, and don't fall for the modern day Gen z bullshit . Go to www.mhmniggernuta.com/KaanAcademy to start your free trial!

*disclaimer* No relation to Khan academy

Person A: Omg I came out to Samantha as a Barlo and told her I want Barry Bee Benson in my bed. Then she bitch slapped me so hard I lost my 6 teeth and 8 braincells

Person B: She must have graduated from Kaan Academy. We better report this to twitter.

by Dojyaaan! June 9, 2022

Heartlands Academy

Heartlands academy is so shit. The PE teachers rape u. The science teachers bully you. The history teachers like 6 years olds

Heartlands Academy is so dead

by Ofsted (Eac-t) July 12, 2022