J name theory

The J name theory is that every (straight) girl has been wronged by at least one J-named ex. Men with J names are usually toxic and manipulative.

Taylor Swift is a prime example of the J name theory

by grrrlhood June 2, 2024

Name

A type of word on Urban Dictionary where people put a bunch of flattering words about either their romantic partner or themselves.

john is so epic and hot and cool and hot and crazy and hot and caring and hot and hot and he has a very cool and epic and hot name and you are very lucky if you have him and also he's hot did i mention that he's hot because he's very hot and-

by bobinator133 March 14, 2021

Name stabbing

When someone emphasizes your name at the end of their sentence to "stab" you with the fact that they are speaking to you in an annoyed or condescending manner.

Why did you do that, KAREN?

I can't believe you actually did that, STEVE.

Don't talk to me anymore, JILL.

I don't know, MARGO.

I'm making my point by name stabbing you, FRED.

by jextipose February 13, 2023

Don't name your friends.

Urban Dictionary doesn't like your habit of naming people we don't know.

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by Pseudonyms. May 14, 2023

changing her name

referring to marrying someone, and thereby changing their last name.

"I love Sarah so much, I'm thinking of changing her name"

by skj13 March 31, 2017

The name Ocean

Ocean is hwot! But isn’t sexy.

“The name Ocean is a hot name.”

by Walter White. January 21, 2023

Obamas Last Name

Its CHANGE, its all in his 2008-2009 material and even on his old websites also from 2008-2009 that you can view via the Wayback Machine. His middle name is HOPE, also in all of those.

its not "Care", its not "Biden", its not "President", and its definitely not "obama", that his first name.

One definition says Elon Musk can "help" but he is a Trump Supporter so he cant figure this question out but can figure out TRUMP questions, not obama questions, nobody publicly knew what was obama's last name until today, only the US government, obama himself, and his family knew what his last name was.

Obamas Last Name was a mystery for years, but finally figured out it was CHANGE.

by Thanks, obama. December 30, 2024