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Christian Lights

Noun, brown lights in the Iowa Christian community. See also Christen Leitz
These are some mighty ugly Christian lights
by Nocustomdefinition June 26, 2019
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Christian Sacco

This big, beer drinking, and tree swinging mammal, knows a good time. He’s all about embracing different cultures, religions such as Hebrew and celebrating Hannakuh. Although he enjoys very little things, he finds much of his joy in drinking coffee and hurting other people. He does this to hide his true insecurities such as his wide hips and thick thighs. Giving him the nick name Jiggly. His true love often struggles with his drinking problem, and he often resorts to violence. This issue led him to transfer schools, and loose his camery. To cope with his lost car he now resorts to stealing and selling Dispos, and often beats his friends as they are “bad influences” as we try to guide him through the right path. There’s not much we can do to save him, but only hope.
Girl- Oh is that Christian Sacco, I heard he beats people who are different and loves 9/11.
by JuicyMeatballs10 June 10, 2022
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Christian

Someone who is desperately in love with Estrella
Christian: hi Estrella I would drag my balls on shards of glass, burn myself, torture myself, break every single bone in my body just to get a single whiff of your dirtiest farts. 😍
by SkeleDoomed November 23, 2021
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Mount Carmel Christian

A professing Christian, usually white, that thinks their to good to speak to other Christians that don’t attend their church or school. Usually arrogant, and will try their best to avoid you so they don’t have to talk to you.
Hey there’s John, he started going to Mount Carmel, and he to good to talk to us now, he’s a Mount Carmel Christian.
by AmazingAmy80 May 6, 2022
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Webslingin’ Christianity

A form of Christianity popular with Italian dock workers in their late 20s. Founded in the port of Savona, Italy. Uniforms are required for mass, anything that can be described as a religious gathering or public meeting in general, bedtime, and any and all crimefighting even if it involves the use of anything spider-related. Followers of this religion maintain good relations with the Pope, are often seen with either the Pope himself or Nick Fury, and above all, are sarcastic jokesters as they live and breath.
Surely you’ve heard of Mattia Villardita, the founder of Webslingin’ Christianity?
by SmileyTrek July 2, 2021
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Christian Special

A technique derived from the spoiled child of a Filipino, the "Christian Special" is essentially a facefucking given on the first date.
Christian gave a Christian Special to his first date.
by -I$zey January 2, 2022
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