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Asshole

Someone that talks shit. The mouth of some assholes even start resembling an anus due to excessive shit talking. A recent example is president Donald's recurring pout/duck face.
by Besquetiossi November 17, 2019
mugGet the Assholemug.

Gregarion asshole stomper

When the male during sex puts the female or other male into the human pretzel position than flips them face down and fucks from there
Greg: I’m gonna put you through the gregarion asshole stomper
by TikiTyrone11 April 30, 2025
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classic asshole edward

-rude
-rush people
-no respect for boundaries
-cheater
"Bro my girl just cheated on me"
"Shes a classic asshole edward"
by z0mb1fl3d September 30, 2023
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Asshole

A person who isn’t nice, isn’t respectful, and doesn’t treat people correctly.
Zack is being such an asshole!
by I am that bad ass bitch March 3, 2020
mugGet the Assholemug.

asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com
"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."
by Freezing in Chicago December 9, 2013
mugGet the asshole spelunkingmug.

Asshole

Someone who doesn’t care about your feelings/heart because they look for worldly lights not heavenly light

If they cheat and leave you broken hearted, I wouldn’t be surprised
Somebody that asks out for a date and then never gets back to you about and makes you wait a whole three months only to find out about there newest boyfriend wow what as asshole thing to doo
by Wild Jagah March 6, 2023
mugGet the Assholemug.

tequila asshole

The burning sensation while taking a dump after drinking a lot the night before.
Bro my asshole is on fire! I think I got tequila asshole dog.
by The Bobby Brown July 30, 2022
mugGet the tequila assholemug.

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