meat spins

when two trans-sexual lesbians have sex and the one lesbian on top spins her penis(meat) around in a circle formation...

hey hun,
hey,
those meat spins were great last night,
yeah i know i did it like 30 times without slapping my balls

by MooseKid3 October 22, 2011

eat meat

to eat someone out or suk a guy up
r to say to sumone when mad
kinda like piss off

Jason: Becky ur such a bytch (bitch)

Becky: Fuk u Jason, eat meat

by zprincess aka Mz.Blast August 14, 2008

Meat umbrella

When you push all the meat onto the bottom of the chicken wing

Dude I am going to turn this wing into a meat umbrella so I don't get my hands dirty

by Potatosrus234 March 18, 2017

Meat Guillotine

The act of cutting off a poo in a hurry by tensing your butt

The fire alarm went off whilst I was taking a dump so I had to engage the meat guillotine.

by Meat Man 666 March 9, 2015

meat tug

The act of vigorously and repeatedly pulling on a man's hang-down, usually, until he reaches a cheap climax.

Hot Chick: Hey, how's it goin' stud-muffin?
Shea: Oh, you noticed my abs... wanna go into the bathroom and tug on my meat?
Hot Chick: I'm always down for a good meat tug, let's go...

she then tugs his meat with a firm grip and confident stroke in the bathroom of the texaco gas station.

by John Koenig December 3, 2007

Piece Of Meat

In ice hockey. A player who was open to receive a pass and was ignored by his teammate and used only to draw defense towards him.

I could have scored that but I guess I’m just a big piece of meat.

by Shaboy Leivo April 26, 2019

meat wipe

A towel or rag used to clean a man's Penis.
Or Another word for a Useless piece of shit

That kid is a Meat Wipe!

by Jimmy Mc May 14, 2007