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wank-neck

A debilitating pain or twinge in the neck and shoulders, resulting from excessive or violent masturbation. Usually the affliction of men in their mid-to-late-twenties, directly resulting from a 'dry-spell'.
Most mornings he woke up with wank-neck.

If he doesn't stop, he'll give himself chronic wank-neck.

Wank-neck is the disease of the under sexed.
by one of many concerned friends January 27, 2014
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Gang wank

get into a circle and beat your meat with your right hand with your left you help beat the person next to You’s meat all of you finish into a cup the person who finishes last drinks it
What did you do today?

I had a gang wank with Leo and jack
by Azsw January 2, 2020
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wank block

The random things that happen when you‘re just trying to wank. Especially in combination to watching porn. Doesnt matter if you‘re just starting or already in the midst of it, something just has to happen to stop you.
I was starting to wank when all of a sudden I receive 10 messages, 2 emails and then there is even an incoming call from my mum. I havent gotten any notifications all day until now! Typical wank block!
by xyz1999 October 1, 2020
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WANK

The sound Captain Americas shield makes when hitting something.

Established in:
Captain America #366
Cap:"I hate Nazis"
Shield: *WANK*
by RhodosGuard September 9, 2017
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a nigel suicide speed wank

when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
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Domi-Wank

A wank dominated by a frantic nerd.

The combination of the 'wiggling' of the knees and excessive shoulder movement (up and down in most cases), no wrist action.

Often done before, during and after any event including wank, funerals and general social activities.
"Sorry I missed my exams, I had a furious Domi-Wank."
by Domi-Knows September 6, 2009
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Wank Brain

A phenomenon, that occurs in most teenage boys. Who literally think about wanking all day every day, apart from when they are actually wanking. Wank Brain means the teenager is in a constant state of thinking about and longing for the next wank.
Mother to her friend. Timmy always seems so distant, he hardly communicates . If I ask him to do the dishes, he never does and says he, didn't hear me ask him. Friend. It sounds like he has Wank Brain, he will grow out of it eventually.
by CanucksEdge July 20, 2022
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