A debilitating pain or twinge in the neck and shoulders, resulting from excessive or violent masturbation. Usually the affliction of men in their mid-to-late-twenties, directly resulting from a 'dry-spell'.
Most mornings he woke up with wank-neck.
If he doesn't stop, he'll give himself chronic wank-neck.
Wank-neck is the disease of the under sexed.
If he doesn't stop, he'll give himself chronic wank-neck.
Wank-neck is the disease of the under sexed.
by one of many concerned friends January 27, 2014
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I was starting to wank when all of a sudden I receive 10 messages, 2 emails and then there is even an incoming call from my mum. I havent gotten any notifications all day until now! Typical wank block!
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The combination of the 'wiggling' of the knees and excessive shoulder movement (up and down in most cases), no wrist action.
Often done before, during and after any event including wank, funerals and general social activities.
The combination of the 'wiggling' of the knees and excessive shoulder movement (up and down in most cases), no wrist action.
Often done before, during and after any event including wank, funerals and general social activities.
by Domi-Knows September 6, 2009
Get the Domi-Wank mug.A phenomenon, that occurs in most teenage boys. Who literally think about wanking all day every day, apart from when they are actually wanking. Wank Brain means the teenager is in a constant state of thinking about and longing for the next wank.
Mother to her friend. Timmy always seems so distant, he hardly communicates . If I ask him to do the dishes, he never does and says he, didn't hear me ask him. Friend. It sounds like he has Wank Brain, he will grow out of it eventually.
by CanucksEdge July 20, 2022
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