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Wank Virgin

Someone who has never masturbated in their life.
Person 1: Bet you haven't got a girl yet.
Person 2: What do you know about it?
Person 1: You look like a virgin.
Person 2: And not only do you look like a virgin you like a wank virgin too so STFU!
by LordJenal May 18, 2022
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Tropical wank

A type of masturbation that happens only in an environment where it is hot outside, the window is open and a warm breeze permeates the air. Extra points if there is a fan on or some form of light air conditioning to really get that fruity feeling.
I had a tropical wank last night, you should try it!
by Sensualgreg July 18, 2022
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bluetooth wanking

When your friend gets her ankles out and you start having a seizure but everyone thinks you’re wanking.
Nat: “Why are you having a wank without your hands?”

Teg: “It’s just Bluetooth wanking
by BoardCard November 12, 2019
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focus wank

when a man jacks off in order to be able to focus on the current task at hand
person 1: Where did Mike go?
person 2: He went of for a focus wank
by Percussion97 January 16, 2017
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Wank

Fred is wank at football
by Ryry04 August 25, 2021
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Blue Badge Wank

A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.
Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
by Dr Form November 1, 2020
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Wank

Sounds like something Satbir would say. filthy sod!
Ps those flapjacks are wank
Tasteless
by Satbir_filthy March 12, 2020
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