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pooey bum wank

When you've just finished pooing and the moment takes you before you wipe
Aaron: I had a pooey bum wank to your wife last night

Jake: Dude! you could've wiped first!
by Freeboy March 10, 2023
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a nigel danger wank.....

a nigel danger wank
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 7, 2025
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Wank relationship

When you spend more time wanking than actually having sex with your partner.
Joe's in a wank relationship. Man I have more sex than he does and I'm single.
by Redgirlgo May 31, 2016
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whizz wank

Where you wank at an extremely fast speed
'im just off for a whizz wank, im done :D'
by ninjaabill December 21, 2009
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a nigel danger wank

Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 6, 2025
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Halloween wank

The spooky scary sticky substance that is in preparation for the worst month of your life
Chad 1: yo, how was your Halloween wank bro?

Chad 2: DONT SAY THE 'W' WORD TILL DECEMBER OR SANTA WILL BITE OFF YOUR COCK
by 3SGZ_OLLIE_C_1 October 31, 2020
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Fury wank

When a couple is having an argument and he slams a door in partners face, blames partner, and starts wanking with his pocket pussy and proceeds to tell partner what he is doing.
"Had argunent with my boyfriend last night and instead of resolving the issue he walked off into another room ignoring all further positive communication and proceeded to fury wank."
by Mushiewushie May 10, 2024
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