pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.
by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010
Get the asphyxiated turtle headmug. An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney
by Dirty Chaos December 12, 2017
Get the Purple turtlemug. A more subtle name for herpes. The name of someone who studies turtles is a herpetologists. Therefore, herpe- in the name relates to a more subtle way to talk about herpes.
Seth: Dude, my condom broke while I was fucking Sarah.
Alex: Bro!! She's got the turtle!!
Seth: Oh Fuck!!
Alex: Bro!! She's got the turtle!!
Seth: Oh Fuck!!
by Bassproman November 2, 2015
Get the turtlemug. The best pet you can have. Fuck dogs, fuck cats, fuck birds. They are the best. They are small and cute and they live 150 FUCKING YEARS so you dont need to worry about "He died because he was old". I have one called Miss Pauling and she's the best pet I had.
by You care about this? May 26, 2018
Get the Turtlemug. Someone very sociable but needs companionship.
Gentle, shy and very curious. There calm and have common sense, which makes them easy for everyone.
Someone that takes a really long time to catch on. Slow at learning.
Gentle, shy and very curious. There calm and have common sense, which makes them easy for everyone.
Someone that takes a really long time to catch on. Slow at learning.
by QueenAlthea May 18, 2022
Get the Llama Turtlemug. by Jessus0 April 23, 2025
Get the Plastic Turtlemug. by Pizzawithcheese5 September 12, 2021
Get the sea turtle assmug.