New music sucks

Starts with the keys
God who says keys?
Anyway, starts with the keys
Here comes that beat
Oh y’know that beat, warm and familiar
Like a dog's farts
Then those claps
You think they’re by real people?
And then the verse
And then I snore
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Drake and even Macklemore
Justin Bieber, One Direction, Mumford and the shitty Sons, Kesha, Fall Out Boy, Lorde, Miley
Even Bruno Mars
I'm sure he's super talented, well try telling that to my ears
I’m not saying that I think they all should die
I'm just saying that, I'm just saying that
I'm just saying that it makes me want to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry

New music sucks, new music sucks, it really really sucks
Holy shit it sucks, yes indeed it sucks, I told you that it sucks
New music sucks, fucking don’t you know that it sucks
New music SUCKS

New music sucks

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Did you just do the Kylie Jenner lip challenge, your lips are looking plump?
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you can use it for say Suck my dick but in polite Modern contest

Hey mama why yu dont suck it janico ?

hey Juan you know that today its the text

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The Chicago Cubs sucked the big wazoo for over a hundred years.

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