When having sex with a woman you drag your scrotum across her face, cum on it then sprinkle some Splenda in there.
by Oliver Holes September 19, 2021

The result of using culinary sugar rose up the derriere, inevitably ending in an emergency call. You will have a shattered sugar plug inside you, causing a bloody back door. The shame comes from this act is for a lifetime. Dishonor on you and your whole family.
4am: Badge502 gets the call from 911. Badge502 "You attempted the Sweet Chocolate Starfish?! I told you not to put a sugar plug up your tootsie roll. There are better ways to meet people!" *Sighs and shakes head in disappointment*
by _Tallulah_Rose August 10, 2023

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025

by Steady Flow 7 November 24, 2021

"You seem like a milk and two sugars kinda gal"
"No sugar for me..."
"Why not?"
"I'm sweet enough already :)"
"No sugar for me..."
"Why not?"
"I'm sweet enough already :)"
by Pretzel9 February 3, 2024

by Ginny June 9, 2003
