When a group of college guys in keyboarding class gets drunk with the girls in keyboarding class, the guys take turns jaking on their faces.
by OST110 February 28, 2019
Get the Jak Salad mug.This is the insulting term you call some dude who is acting real tough but you know that he is a total coward. He is soft like a salad and also has no hard crunch that nuts can provide in a salad.
Steve: "Now, shut your mouth before I do! Come at me, bro!"
Greg: "Fuck you, Steve! I ain't afraid of you! Salad no nuts! Yeah, that's what I said - SALAD NO NUTS!"
Steve: "I'm sorry, man. Please be my friend."
Greg: "Fuck you, Steve! I ain't afraid of you! Salad no nuts! Yeah, that's what I said - SALAD NO NUTS!"
Steve: "I'm sorry, man. Please be my friend."
by von groovy July 8, 2024
Get the salad no nuts mug.The letter jumbles can consume first a specialized jumble with a right-click when making jokes about the finality of the employer in a large wooden plant. Undoing scripture deprives one of hearing, and the ability to comprehend the specifics of writing code. God's intentions for the destruction of a small passageway. Undoing scripture deprives one of hearing, and the ability to comprehend the specifics of writing code. God's intentions for the destruction of a small passageway between buildings originated partially within those who spoke about local servers and measuring devices for the evolution of God's empire of the paddling man, and partly originated within those who spoke of the land of the appended female pouches. All sources found humor in the last leader, as well as the details (idiomatically). ******** ********* **** **** ****** ********** *** *****.
Measuring the lane of a vector place will put you in debt. The railroad movers lie within the realm of those unaccepted by society; alternatively, calque. Originating when the friend stopped ending in favor of the voiceless postalveolar affricate, protection is no longer top grade. This may fill you with surprise, but toxicity toward current events can in fact measure said events. Events include a segment of swordplay which originates within a frying device which may be expressed through innuendo that stops beginning and loses.
Measuring the lane of a vector place will put you in debt. The railroad movers lie within the realm of those unaccepted by society; alternatively, calque. Originating when the friend stopped ending in favor of the voiceless postalveolar affricate, protection is no longer top grade. This may fill you with surprise, but toxicity toward current events can in fact measure said events. Events include a segment of swordplay which originates within a frying device which may be expressed through innuendo that stops beginning and loses.
Cow food is half an inaccurately named letter- not! A hat made of a stereotypically british drink says "Wow, vision orbs have sound!". Owl noise does not end until the start of a clock sound is removed within a word salad corridor which has not begun to be finished on schedule.
by diggorypip586 May 12, 2022
Get the word salad mug.Last summer at my buddys engament party i got some salad finger from some swamp donkey from montana! And all my buddys watched thru the window of my R.v
by smiley the swamp donkey hunter October 16, 2009
Get the Salad finger mug.Salad Bar Hacking is the practice of attempting to get round 'one bowl, one visit' rules at salad bars by building huge towers of food, etc. Usually attempted by broke university students trying to 'get their money's worth' or general people whose eyes are bigger than their stomachs.
A Chinese engineer named Shen Hongrui has written a ~100 page PDF on different salad bar hacking techniques to be used in Chinese Pizza Huts. Unfortunately, his method became so popular all the Pizza Huts in China scrapped their salad bars.
The method involves building a solid base in the original bowl, ideally with chickpeas and potatoes. 'The foundations are very important, so choose dry and strong material,' he says.
Next, hackers must create a layer of carrot sticks radiating from the centre to act as a scaffold or a larger 'plate'.
Then use slices of cucumber or blocks of fruit to build the tower's walls.
Finally, fill the tower with the food you are most keen on eating. All you need after that is a steady hand to carry your platter back to the table.
A Chinese engineer named Shen Hongrui has written a ~100 page PDF on different salad bar hacking techniques to be used in Chinese Pizza Huts. Unfortunately, his method became so popular all the Pizza Huts in China scrapped their salad bars.
The method involves building a solid base in the original bowl, ideally with chickpeas and potatoes. 'The foundations are very important, so choose dry and strong material,' he says.
Next, hackers must create a layer of carrot sticks radiating from the centre to act as a scaffold or a larger 'plate'.
Then use slices of cucumber or blocks of fruit to build the tower's walls.
Finally, fill the tower with the food you are most keen on eating. All you need after that is a steady hand to carry your platter back to the table.
Alice: Hey Bob, let's go salad bar hacking!
Bob: Sorry Alice, I don't think I've quite got the guts. I'd be chucked out.
Bob: Sorry Alice, I don't think I've quite got the guts. I'd be chucked out.
by BeholdTheCheddar August 9, 2012
Get the Salad Bar Hacking mug.by Jf kennedy October 27, 2019
Get the Salad dressing mug.by SpicyWeiner58 May 1, 2022
Get the God’s Salad mug.