Lady simp

A desperate lady tryna hook up with whoever is giving her attention.

Damn look at Jennifer, she's going for the weird kid. What a lady simp.

by Smol.bbg March 13, 2020

ladies night

The night I lay deez nuts on your face.

Person 1 to Person 2: You ever been to a ladies night? It's the night I lay deez nuts on your face.

by you're all wrong February 2, 2022

lady diamond

The logical extension of "lady wood"...because a diamond is harder than wood ...and the obvious relationship to the small hard jewel (the man in the boat) between a woman's legs.

She woke up with lady diamond having dreamed of him all night long

by foodie52 October 22, 2017

Cachet Ladies

Cachet Ladies are Female Companions, who are prestigious and perfect to play with. A skilled and socially adept provider of sexual intimacy, erotic companionship, and sacred healing, particularly when highly compensated and respected, for example in a court or high society setting

A Cachet Ladies Courtesan

A passionate night Cachet Ladies Courtesan will sure make your dream come true.

by Cachet Courtesan September 5, 2018

Lady and the Tramp

When the vagina and the butt crack try to eat your panties at the same time

Jess: Man, when I woke up this morning I had wicked Lady and the Tramp.
Sarah: that's gross Jess.

by LostNRG October 24, 2020

Edie the egg lady

Divines cognitively challenged grandmother in the movie Pink flamingos played by the late edith Massey

Edie the egg lady sits in her crib and says eggs eggs eggs. I love 💕 eggs!

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

Cardio lady

She's the same lady that's always on the cardio machine every time you go to gym regardless of the time or day. Whether she is walking on the treadmill, climbing the Stairmaster or using the elliptical machine, she always appears to be doing a minimum of two hours a day. She never uses anything other than the cardio machines and always has head phones on and is always tuned into whatever is on the television. They think they're super models when they're really a cross between a dead corpse and a malnourished praying mantis who cling to the cardio machines and still think that they are fat.

Julie: 'Is she going to get off the stairmaster?'
Stef: 'You've got no hope Jules, she's always on it, she's the cardio lady'
Julie: 'They should a time limit on each machine, so others can get a turn'
Stef: 'Good idea, why don't you go tell reception'
Julie:'I will'.

by Kick Ass Gal April 21, 2018