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Monkey Fart

Anyone who is noticeably arrogant, obnoxious, dresses inappropriately for the place they're at, and is completely aware of it, but seems to be desperate for the attention. Whenever one of these people walks into a room, everyone in that room turns and looks at each other, rolling their eyes in the same way they would if a monkey had walked in and farted quite loudly.
Did you see that guy at the gym wearing a gold chain, jeans and a wife beater, doing nothing but curls? Man. what a monkey fart!

Did John really show up to his kid's t-ball game on a sunday afternoon wearing a suit and tie? He doesn't work on the weekends, he's a high school teacher. He's a monkey fart.
by The_Smartest_Man_Alive March 28, 2009
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Pussy Fart

Something no one talks about in public anymore
"You know what nobody talks about in public anymore, pussy farts." George Carlin
by carlinisgod July 13, 2007
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cake fart

A rather disgusting website where a girl gets naked and farts with her ass buried in the cake
Wow that chicks hot to bad she had to fart in cakes on that website. ergo cake fart.
by Bleezy4sheezy August 23, 2008
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fart squirrel

Jimi and I were cruising along when a fart squirrel ran out in front of the pick'em up truck.
by Razorayne December 15, 2015
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Fart Handler

1. The recipient of a fart smell, usually after the farter is long gone.
2. A deragatory term, associated with being a fart smeller.
"Is that guy cool?"

"No way, he's a total fart handler!"
by bruno6 July 10, 2009
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Death Fart

A thick musky fart that when inhaled unknowingly a part of you dies inside.
Dude, after smelling your that Death Fart a part of me died.
by ☆GENDA☆ June 10, 2018
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Fart brew

Fart brewing is when someone takes pleasure in smelling their own farts. Fart brewing is similar to wine tasting. A person will smell the fart and then taste the fart in the back of their throat. A fart brewer will fart into jars and leave the jar to age over a period of time. Once a jar has aged for a certain amount of time it is then opened and inhaled.

Fart brewing has given birth to the saying of "Everyone likes a whiff of their own brand"

If a fart brewer does not have a jar on hand they will result in using a cup method to inhale the fart. This method is fast and efficient.
" I like my farts like I like my wine, aged and sweet."

"See that guy over there, he's a fart brewer and he likes to smell and jar his own farts."
by Rosstafarian July 21, 2014
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