Taking Obama to the Oval Office

A Political Toilet Humor term. It is used to express that one has to take a shit.

Much like other terms such as: "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", "Dropping the Kids at the Pool", and etc...

Warning! Avoid using this term around Black friends or co-workers. That is unless you want to be labeled as a racist and have your ass stomped.

Jerry: Hey man I'll be back in 10 minutes.

Mike: What are you going to do.

Jerry: Mike, I'm taking Obama to the Oval Office.

Mike: Ohhh, my bad.

by The Original Ass Hat August 24, 2008

take what you get

A phrase one tells another when they should be grateful they are receiving any form of attention from another

me: "ouch, why do you have to also scratch my face with your baby beard when we snuggle?"
you: "c'mon gurl, take what you get!"
me: "thank you sir, may I have another"

by GlazeHer April 22, 2015

I take my leave

A polite way of dismissing oneself from a meeting, gathering, conversation, or any situation that you may need to be excused from.

I thank you for your generosity and understanding and with that, I take my leave.

Well, tonight was most wonderful but I'm afraid I must take my leave.

by SnarryShipper3 December 23, 2016

I Don't Take No Shit

The Act of not taking any shit from a relative or friend.

Bitch: Brah your looking like a faggot in that V Neck

You: Bitch I don't take no shit!

by Kidwhodoesn'takeanyshit June 9, 2011

Taking the Cosby kids to the pool.

The act of depositing multiple pieces of feces into a toilet at once.

Where`s T Money? Dude, he's "Taking the Cosby kids to the pool."

by T Money1981 August 25, 2009

take off your cool

Otkast Lyric, meaning, 'kick back' 'relax'or 'calm down'

Dave: "Man i'm so stressed, life's too hard."
Bob: "Hey, take off your cool man"

by Jack121 October 24, 2006

take your stone out

when somebody takes your stone out, it means that they make you so angry that you want to start a fight

ralf: yesterday after class, my classmates started bothering me by saying i was homosexual. tom: don't pay attention. they just want to take your stone out.

by george blind March 26, 2010