After this deployment, My junk feels and looks like a purple turtle because I haven't had any action.
by Mr. Jazz24 November 14, 2016
Get the purple turtlemug. by urmom12345678910 November 30, 2017
Get the turtle bobingmug. by Android-17-Bob May 7, 2018
Get the OG Turtle With God Kimug. It’s a relative of the very known snapping turtle but it’s a noming turtle also ur known as a noming alyssa
by Kuma69 September 26, 2020
Get the Noming turtlemug. He too big to explain most of the time. Prolly run into him at park near Emerald Palace butt ass naked.
usually slow in the head and on foot.
usually slow in the head and on foot.
by Upperdeckerheffer July 26, 2025
Get the Turtle Roymug. A turtle is a name given to someone who is very slow at everything, or if you just look like a turtle
Hey bro, that guys a real turtle
Yea he’s really slow and he just looks like one
What’s his name, Kman
Yea he’s really slow and he just looks like one
What’s his name, Kman
by Dliw1 October 27, 2019
Get the Turtlemug.