wallpaper slap

when a girl has a loose vagina and you take the flaps and put it on your nose while you chow her. slaping your nose around in there.

holy shit i chowed her and then she wallpaper slapped me and i was down for it.

by fuckingjuhcuh September 6, 2011

SHRAPNAL SLAP

this is when your so fed up with hobos askin for change, you cup your coppers in your hand and round house slap the filthy bastard.

if you ask me for change one more time im gona shrapnal slap you so hard.

by Dr EW and Prof AWD from Yale April 5, 2009

wood slap

Eating oneself happy - mainly through crisps and cock.

Man that boy is fat.... he is bang on wood slap

by robgreen June 8, 2009

Goop Slap

When you cum on your hand and slap someone with the cum smeared hand

Bitch you talking all this shit, you finna get goop slapped

by Chancla_Man October 17, 2016

slap map

Another word for tramp stamp. A tattoo right above the buttocks region on a female.

Dale: "Dude, look at that chick with the amazing ass"
Arnold: "You mean the one with the slap map?"
Dale: "Yea"
Arnold: "Yeah dude, I'd bang her"

by lefthandedcigarettes March 12, 2014

Slapping the elephant

The act of making a big person angry.

Why is that big guy chasing John? Oh, he was slapping the elephant again.

by ShadedArtZ July 15, 2016

slap testie

When you sit down and your testies decide to move about and get themselves squashed in some way.

"Poor old Roland just gave himself a right slap testie"

by Ligeynuts July 3, 2008