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boneless onion ring

Boneless Onion Ring - A term created by a piece of shit former NSW cocksmoker named Matty (The War Economy/Thanatos Theory). Describing mixed camo patterns and his poor taste in combining them. Think of a kid at the soda fountain dumping everything into a cup.
Show me your boneless onion rings bro! You should never mix M82 with AOR2, that's gay. Use all the camo patterns and be gay like me.
by YaBoyNotANig69 August 23, 2023
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GET YO RIGGIDY DIGGITY NO-RIZZ HAVIN ASS OUTTA HERE

It signifies that someone should honestly fuck off and suck a dick.

Or tell them they pull no bitches. Up to debate.
Timmy: "GET YO RIGGIDY DIGGITY NO-RIZZ HAVIN ASS OUTTA HERE"
Jimmy: "what"
by anonymous August 26, 2023
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Going through the third ring

SuffeRING

A reference to the common joke of the three rings of marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Can be used on people who aren’t married as well to say suffering
It’s only been a year and Dave seems like he’s going through the third ring with his wife.

I haven’t been doing well, I’m going through the third ring right now.
by MartianMenace October 8, 2023
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Ding-ah-Ring

"Ding ah ring" is a term of endearment ( most of the time) or can be used when you clumsily fuck something up. Usually used to describe a girl who's cute, a bit clumsy, and ditzy. She's endearing and rare, making her stand out with her adorable nature.
* drops ice-cream* " I'M SUCH A DING-AH-RING"

" Aw ding-ah-ring"
by arylovesroses November 12, 2023
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shut up ring

A shut up ring is an engagement ring given to a partner to get them to shut up or stop pushing for marriage.

Usually the one who gives the ring is the one who is reluctant to get married/engaged, so they provide a ring to the one demanding so they will stop talking about it.
Person 1: "Lisa wanted Jason to propose so badly, but he didn't want marrige yet."

Person 2: "Yeah. I heard he just gave her a shut up ring so they could both be happy."
by ScreamingInPublicRestrooms December 4, 2023
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The dirty ring

When you try too many different types of onion rings in one bowel movement cycle that you inevitably have major poops and therefore, a dirty butthole ring.
Oh man, Bob got the dirty ring after last night’s onion ring taste test competition.
by cheetoes69 February 13, 2024
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Minnesota Wedding Ring

When any other person besides ones self puts a ring finger up ones butt and spins around on said finger leaving a mark called "The Minnesota Wedding Ring".
"I thought me and my homie were not chill anymore until he gave me a Minnesota Wedding Ring."
by minnesotaweddingring March 22, 2024
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