Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021

Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to utilize or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo B, the bike flew off the truck last night when we were taking it the track because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021

Retardism

A description of American values and ideology

Most Americans practice retardism, hence why America is full of anti vaxxers.

by ohhah August 7, 2021

Retarded as fuck

Someone extremely dumb that knows fucking nothing

Alex: john you are retarded as fuck you dumb bitch

by WellDonePrussia August 8, 2021

pretentious cunt fucker cunt bitch cunt retard

Daniel whenever he feels the need to share his various experiences of having sex once and smoking THC

pretentious cunt fucker cunt bitch cunt retard
Daniel: I have a woman that looks like she came out of Chernobyl
Costa: shut the fuck up cunt
Daniel: mAd CuZ jEaLoUs

by costa the cunt head August 9, 2021

Retard Dance

When you are trying to put your untied shoes on without using your hands and you tap your feet around on the floor and crush the heel of the shoe while trying to force your foot in. A comical sight.

shoes squeaking on floor and loud taps
Oh its just Andrew doing the retard dance

by toetapper August 14, 2021

retard

someone who thinks the word "retard" is offensive and should be cancelled

A: This thing is so fucking retarded
B: Don't say that! It's offensive to mentally handicapped people!
A: I like how you personally took offense to it, do you have anything you want to tell us

by jdm89 August 18, 2021