The act of analyzing why you were bored after finding something to do.
This is taken from Latin “post-mortem,” with death being replaced with boredom. (That should be pretty self explanatory for any dumbasses out there reading this.)
This is taken from Latin “post-mortem,” with death being replaced with boredom. (That should be pretty self explanatory for any dumbasses out there reading this.)
your name here!: “Damn, did I really have shit all to do while I was laying in bed? I could’ve jerked off or something, but instead I’m here post-taedium playing some games.”
by Oklahoma Anal Man March 22, 2024
Get the post-taediummug. The existential crisis that occurs after nutting
Friend 1: I just jerked off and now I’m sad
Friend 2: bro I think you’re suffering from post-nutal depression
Friend 2: bro I think you’re suffering from post-nutal depression
by ThePropertyBrothers November 3, 2019
Get the Post-nutal depressionmug. Hey who is that you posted?
Sorry Its October 20th which is post someone you miss. I have to post them anonymous
Sorry Its October 20th which is post someone you miss. I have to post them anonymous
by ciryla October 19, 2020
Get the post someone you missmug. The trauma caused by a consistent over-indulgent relationship with ‘the sesh’. Commonly experienced post-festival or after a particularly heavy weekend of drug based debauchery.
Pretty sure I’ve got Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) after boshing through those 3 for a £100 bags last weekend
by Bristol2222 January 11, 2023
Get the Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD)mug. Jesus posting or just Jesusposting is a subsection of "shit posting" where you use religious quotes in a satirical manner
by HenryS June 28, 2023
Get the Jesus postingmug. What you plead when you go to trial for killing your child. Or what you threaten when your kids are being assholes.
by BIGDRYWAFF March 4, 2023
Get the Post-term abortschmug. Repetitively making posts of obsessive, paranoid and/or schizophrenic nature, usually making new threads within minutes of each other and/or updating threads with paranoid and petty spam, usually over multiple replies. Spamming the same video with multiple different titles as a plea for financial aid (e-begging) and/or attention also counts as Schizo-Posting.
The term was popularized by the Daniel Larson community, often referring to his paranoid spamming of his YouTube Community page.
The term was popularized by the Daniel Larson community, often referring to his paranoid spamming of his YouTube Community page.
Billy: Did you see Daniel Larson's community page on YouTube?
Jimmy: Why? Is he schizo-posting again?!
*looks at phone*
Daniel Larson: Emergency
Daniel Larson: Get ready for the shift 🤯
Daniel Larson: The managers at Olive Garden are printing off my nudes
Daniel Larson: The FBI director is spying on the trolls
Some Troll: EMERGENCY
Daniel Larson: ⚠️
Daniel Larson: I just made six dollars
Daniel Larson: I just had lunch
Some Troll: What did you have for lunch?
Jimmy: Why? Is he schizo-posting again?!
*looks at phone*
Daniel Larson: Emergency
Daniel Larson: Get ready for the shift 🤯
Daniel Larson: The managers at Olive Garden are printing off my nudes
Daniel Larson: The FBI director is spying on the trolls
Some Troll: EMERGENCY
Daniel Larson: ⚠️
Daniel Larson: I just made six dollars
Daniel Larson: I just had lunch
Some Troll: What did you have for lunch?
by Hot 7 January 23, 2024
Get the Schizo-Postingmug.