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Porn for Among Us.
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by \/+{[me]}+\/ January 26, 2021

Japanese Fart Porn

Something a man with blonde hair and a gay ass apostrophe in his name will jerk off to every Thursday afternoon at 1:25 pm. He will last exactly 3 minutes and 21 seconds. When he cums he will let out a moan that rivals Polish kids screams from the gas chamber during WW2. His post nut will come out 8 minutes and 6 seconds after he cleans up. Thank you

Is that blonde gay watching Japanese Fart Porn?

by Jwidjjjsjk April 16, 2020

Gay midget porn

The second most greatest thing since the holocaust

person 1: hey did you watch gay midget porn today.
person 2: no my mom said i had to go kill some jews first.

by NibbaBalls212313 January 21, 2022

Twitter Porn Massacre

July 23rd 2009. The day that all the porn accounts on twitter got removed and virtually every person on twitter lost 10-25% of their followers

I lost one hundred followers on twitter today. Damn the Twitter Porn Massacre!!

by SweetnessKurt July 24, 2009

Doo Doo Porn

Pornography involving shit, poop, piss, throw up etc.

"Hey dude you gotta see two girls one cup" "Fuck that i dont mess around with Doo Doo Porn"

by ShaneO717 August 14, 2009

stick figure porn

Noun. Pornographic drawings of stick figures. Particularly beloved of bored students and anyone at a corporate meeting. Other - blissfully unaware - attendees tend to be the subject matter.

Mrs Johnson was not pleased with the stick figure porn depictions of her in my maths exercise book.

by PaxImperator March 27, 2009

Extreme Hardcore Porn

porn so hardcore usually 1 out 100 people can even handle it. it usually involves poop, puke and the most violent acts someone can watch..so dont watch it!!

video examples:
Pain Olympics
2 kids in a sandbox
2girls1cup
2girls1finger
Church Of Fudge
4girlsfingerpainting
2guys1horse
2guys1hole
...and many more...

Extreme Hardcore Porn Situation:

EHP Fan: hey man did you see 2girls1cup?

Bob: no what is it?

EHP Fan: its so hot, i cummed everywhere =)

Bob: okay i'll check it out

...2 minutes later...

Bob: OMFG, I 4GOT U WERE INTO THIS KIND OF SHIT. FUCK, I'LL NEVER EAT ICE CREAM AGAIN!!

by XxUrbanWords101xX April 11, 2010