The Schafter V12 is the best car in the world

the schafter is a car in gta i like alot and its best car and i escape flying bikes ok thanks for view my post v

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by gaypor June 26, 2023

BMW car using it's turn signal

A sight almost as rare as bigfoot or the fountain of youth, if you do see one and tell other people they will not believe you.

Many believe it to be an urban legend or a made-up and baseless hoax made by BMW to make drivers feel safer whenever they're behind a BMW car.

Jim: "Bro, did you see that BMW car using it's turn signal?"
John: "You must be on something or lying, everyone knows that's an urban legend."

by Lolbito69 May 12, 2021

The Flying Car of the Future, Today

One of Phineas and Ferb's inventions. Legend has it that it's still pulling to the right to this very day.

Phineas: "The Flying Car of the Future, Today, is still pulling a bit to the right."

by sks316#2523 November 5, 2019

jamaican car wash

the act of a girl taking a shit on your chest, then smearing it on you with her breasts

dude, last night chelsea gave me a jamaican car wash, it was fucking sick.

by paulthecomet May 28, 2010

Go back like car seats

To be familiar with something or somebody for a long time.

"Of course I know Dee; she and I go back like car seats."

by K. Itty May 14, 2005

Two angry camels in a tiny car

Two angry camels in a tiny car references a sexual act so bizarre it cannot be found on sites such as urbandictionary.com

First made famous by youtuber RayWilliamJohnson.

"Dude, is your new girlfriend freaky in bed?"

"Yo, last night she gave me a crazy two angry camels in a tiny car job."

by Purplishisness January 26, 2010

you could survive a car crash

to say to someone, 'you could survive a car crash' implys that they are fat, therefore would not be killed in a car crash due to all their 'padding'. in extreme cases, 'crash crash' can be exchanged for 'plane crash' or even 'a armageddon'.

Bek: OMG, I am getting soo fat lately!

Christina and Taylah: you could survive a car crash.

by C/B/T February 15, 2009