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iPad kid

It's just Quackity. He just sneezes and coughs like an iPad kid. He stands and asks you: "Do you have games on your phone?!?!?"
Quackity: "coughs"
Chat: "iPad kid"
Quackity: NO.
by georgeetnottfoundd November 3, 2021
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Hollister kid

An individual who is specifically noted for having the majority of their wardrobe consist of clothes from Hollister Co., and is notoriously referred to as a prep. They own a lot of pre-ripped jeans, seashell necklaces, big sunglasses, and tight polo-style shirts. They usually wear flip-flops; have an iPod mini; and like to drink, party, and go to the beach often. Despite the misconception of them being air-headed and not socializing with "non-Hollister kids", the majority of them are quite intelligent and have a diverse group of friends. The girls are usually hot, blond, and very tan.
Guy 1: Where do you sit during lunch?
Guy 2: Outside on the benches, next to the Hollister kids.
Guy 1: I hate Hollister kids. They're such ignorant jerks.
Guy 2: Whatever.
by xxsupremexx February 1, 2006
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meme kid

A meme child is an annoying kid, who uses edgy memes like school shooting memes, fakes doing drugs, or steals memes, and claims them as his own.
"Did you see that meme kid fake smoking weed"
"Oh yeah, he fucking said he was gonna shoot up the school a while back"
by beetlejude October 26, 2017
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Kid Autism

Nickname/description of a young professional that has no idea how awkward they are in the workplace or other social settings. Frequently exhibited in technical fields such as engineering. Behaviors include: carrying on uncomfortable conversations, long-winded emails that talk in circles, stalking co-workers without making contact, staring at people, and peaking around corners.

Every office likely has one 'Kid Autism', though not often to a degree that it noticeably affects their ability to interact with co-workers.

The condition does not required actually being diagnosed as clinically autistic; any combination of unusual behavior or lack of understanding social protocols will serve as an adequate basis for attribution of the nickname. Intended to be only mildly insulting, but more generally a term of endearment.
Ollie: The other day 'Kid Autism' sneaked up on me and stood in the door of my cubical for 5 minutes staring at me until I happened to turn around. He said he didn't want to "bother me".

Jerrod: He is one creepy little f***er.
by Mr. Nakajima April 30, 2013
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watch the kids

Hey bro, I was messing around with Haely last night and she rolled over and I said

"hey watch the kids honey" and nutted in hr eye!
by ReJackk August 19, 2016
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band kid

A kid who spends a unhealthy amount of time on Reddit, Discord or Tumblr has a discord kitchen 99% of the time probably smells like Anit Freeze mixed with gas hair is so greasy that McDonald's needs him to operate the deep fryers Personally revolves around LGBTQ, Dream, Tommyinit, Quackity, Techoblade Hates Apple products uses a gas station Android phone on boost mobile Has a Nintendo switch and makes unfunny jokes about communism or can sometimes be a very relaxed person (rare) Band kids usually reak of dog shit mixed with a blown head gasket.
Person 1: Yo look at Tim he has the same fit since 2019
Person 2: Yeah and he smells like fucking blown head gaskets and I drive a Subaru WRX

Band kid: *blasting USSR Anthem on a gas station Android phone*
by dollarstoregas January 27, 2023
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corona kid

a child that was conceived during corona virus quarantine
''Yeah, me and my two sets of twin sisters; we're all corona kids.''
"My parents only have corona kids.''
by jcodes March 13, 2020
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