Jake Shields

the most fucking awesome ufc middle weight fighter.

Jake Shields kicked that guys ass.

by martin0246 December 23, 2011

Jake

A tall, red-haired bisexual who sends occasional death threats despite their best intentions.

Jake: Hello?
Not Jake: *has killed thyself*

by Not Doja Cat from B403 December 7, 2023

Jake

Dick is very big and he is very skinny and his abs are very tight just like his but

I Fucked Jake and he made me cum

by Nick has a big dick May 7, 2022

Jake

Cool, Kind, and animal whisperer. Also it is a friendly person.

Jake helped me take out the dogs for a walk.

by Johncena2021 November 16, 2020

Jake

jake is a fresh fly ass nigga, he think he know how to dress and spends money on the most weirdest clothes but he got that on, he’s money loaded & is based af. Jake is gangster as fuck and stays on Roblox dissing niggas and plays skate 3 till 4 am, He the biggest troll and is funny afffff!!!! Jake stay strapped even thru tha darkest nites

Girl: is that a Jakester

Me: yurp he got that on

Girl: yeah he’s so based….

Me: I’ll let him kno

Me: he said to hit him up on the roblox

by trapgoon300 April 16, 2023

Jake

A Jake is someone on xbox usually 12-20 who has 3+ Yes men in the party and thinks the n word is dark humor they arent funny at all and when they tell a joke all the yes men in the party laugh for 5 minutes straight thinks he is cool for being edgy and are almost always bad at the game

Tay- Jake call me a nigger then all the yes men laughed like he is funny

Javon- Typical jake

by TayDaBeast July 23, 2020

Jake

The honored one. The one honored in all of Earth, the Heavens above and the void below. A bhodisattva that was and were and would be.

I have attained a state like Jake

by Buggy D Clown November 23, 2021