Ass-Guard

A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.

Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.

by Candymannnn June 28, 2009

Ass Junkie

A person, whether being female or male who has an unusual likingto anal copulation, this person loes to be butt facked all night long. The term originated from 17th century France among the snuff dens, where a French crack head would take home a prostitute and "wear them out" normal copulation with the vagina got old, due to its losseness and other holes were sought out. A nobleman discovered the firmness of the "bunghole" and only had sex with that from then on. These prostitutes where thus known as "ass junkies"

Josh: SO i went to this sweet party the other night
Adam: Oh really? How was it?
Josh: Good, besides all the ass junkies following me around

by Josh Mosh July 25, 2006

ass fucking

Sexual act of fucking someone in the anus. Common sexual practice between homosexuals and hetrosexuals. Is also used as a form of birth control. Is considered more stimulating than reguular intercourse due to the fact that the anus present a tighter fit for the penis. In women it presents a feeling of being more "filled". May be done is various sexual positions but most common is the "doggie style" position. Commonly termed: " Taking it up the ass".

Susie cums much quicker when she is ass fucking.
or
Frank can give me an ass fucking anytime he wants.

by Renown February 22, 2008

pain in the ass

Thing that bothers you very much, but it's hard or inappropriate to put them on the table to talk about because of the bother-maker's identity.

My boss always leaves no stone untured to make fun of me in order to cheer him up, so he is a real pain in the ass.

by Peter Chen December 27, 2006

Dat ass

A meme where a pic of Rich Boy (Not Kanye West) is biting his lip and wearing expensive glasses.

It's Rich boy, not Kanye West.

Woman: *Walking in the sidewalk wearing shorts with her ass showing*

Man: Dat ass. 8E

by Miku326 October 4, 2009

Waffle Ass

the impression that is left on a girls ass after she has pressed it against a chain link fence to have sex with a man on the opposide side of the fence

That Army/Airforce girl was so hard up for dick she got waffle ass fucking that detainee

by Bucca Bandit October 16, 2008

ass commando

A person who is a master at commandeering the human anus.

Man that guy who wouldn't sell us those eggs was an ass commando

by http://timsite.tk June 16, 2004