stabbing snake

referring to a man's penis

Franny is so fine, I want to introduce her to my stabbing snake.

by hippy29 December 15, 2011

Water snake

A penis that does not get fully erect and sometimes has to be thumbed In

‘No I don’t fancy him, he had a right water snake’

by Chickennuggetszzzz July 7, 2024

snaking

The act of going through life taking every possible shortcut and being an entitled and arrogant dick about ones success earned through that way of living.

Bro1: Where is Andrew?
Bro2: Skipping lectures, prolly. But he'll show up tomorrow to hand in the essay that his buddy wrote.
Bro1: Bam! Snaking through life like a mofo.

by EN34 July 27, 2016

Drake Snake

A leak released of Drake showing his absolute schlong of a cock. Almost as big as Mason coopers

Person 1: Did you see Drakes leak?
Mason Cooper: He has a Drake Snake! Almost as big as mine

by JeffTheNick March 12, 2024

Snakes

A person mostly who talks a lot of shit and person who pretends their your best friend but talks mad shit about you but doesn’t do anything

Snakessss

by Poo poo head forever June 9, 2018

Seeing Snakes

"Seeing Snakes"

1. A euphemistic term for being irritable, unpleasant, or just a general bitch. From the study which found that women are better at seeing snakes during PMS, as opposed to other times of the month. Google it.

2. To be pissed off or grouchy.

1. "Man, Jerry's chick totally blew up at me last night over absolutely nothing. That girl must be seeing snakes."

2. "First I had to deal with waiting in line for like an hour, and then my car wouldn't start, and then I burnt dinner and had to eat pickles and Ramen noodles. Jesus, am I ever seeing snakes today!"

by Jmonger223 June 21, 2012

dirt snake exchange

The act of shitting in another person's asshole and pushing it back and forth

My bro and I went out for a dirt snake exchange.

by Cheeseyweenie March 20, 2025