Internet

How the fuck do you not know what the internet is. How are you so fucking stupid.

James: My aunt doesn't know what the internet is.
Kevin: Is she fucking retarded?

by CheekClapper6934 December 1, 2018

Internet Trans

When you go on the internet for a long time and become unaware of what you're reading, but still are switching web pages at a normal pace

I was went in an Internet Trans, and found myself on www.aol.com

by fetimaster567 July 18, 2011

Internet Patriotism

A phenomenon that occurs when two people meet online on an international web page and starts conversing in their own language.

Like when you read (for example) a comment written in your native language, and you reply in your native language.

Believe it or not, I met him through Internet Patriotism!

by Rekna June 30, 2011

Internet

The world's largest repository of pornographic content.

Check out this sweet porn I found on the Internet!

by Longer September 10, 2018

Internet Stain

An annoying, eyesoar of a post that literally pertains to absolutely no one and serves no purpose.

Did you see Hannah’s facebook post? What an internet stain! No one cares about her kid’s 4th grade graduation. That bitch.

by Resolve Internet Stains April 19, 2018

Internet Troll

Zen

Zen is an internet troll. (Not the IRL Zen btw)

by I hate trolls cause they suck March 27, 2022

Internet Stan

The equivalent of Satan with downs syndrome online, normally uses offensive memes, assumes genders and can't spell correctly

"Dude that guy in the chat is a fucking internet Stan"

by KAScorpion July 7, 2016