Wake and Fake 

Morning sex where the male or female orgasm is faked in order to shorten this experience that should already only take between 5-10 minutes.

I hate it when my wife fake orgasims. She fake orgasmed the other morning. She thinks it helped, but it was only coincidence that I came faster.

"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"

Wake and Fake by Explosive_Joseph June 11, 2020

100% real no fake 1 link Mega 

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100% real no fake 1 link Mega by Joseetion July 11, 2021

National post a fake ass friend day

National post a fake ass friend day is where you post a friend who you know is fake, if participating you’re expected to post something on several social media platforms e.g. Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook and others.

“Hey it’s national post a fake ass friend day”
“Oh, I better post Ella then”

National post a fake ass friend day by 000000000500000000 November 8, 2021

National This is the only national thing this month everything else is fake 

Ur mom and Jenna are protected this month from all of those haters

Ur mom and Jenna are protected and national National This is the only national thing this month everything else is fake

National This is the only national thing this month everything else is fake by Jesus and god equal shrek October 22, 2019

Pump Fake

when you are fucking the shit out of a girl doggy style, you slam her head into the pillow so she can't move, tell her you're going to nut, and secretly spit on her ass so she thinks you came. and when she turns around and winks at you you BLAST her right in the face with your whole load.

i pump faked the shit out of a girl last night

Pump Fake by Big Jim1234 April 27, 2011

don't fake it to kick it

you don't have to lie or act like you are someone else to hang out with me or be my friend

guy 1: I just got back from climbing Mt. Everest. What a high!
guy 2: Me too. I'm surprised I didn't see you there!
guy 1: don't fake it to kick it! I hang with losers, just not liars!

don't fake it to kick it by Dawnelle June 23, 2008

J-Fake 

1. n. A story that is based on some kernel of semi-plausibility but whose trajectory quickly leads into pure fabrication.

2. n. A person who tells such a story.

3. v. To tell such a story.

1. Remember that j-fake when the dude had to slay an ice dragon to get back to school?

2. Yo man, that j-fake totally convinced his professor that he had turned his work in.

3. That guy j-faked his mom into believing she had forgotten his birthday when he had really forgotten hers.

J-Fake by Coach Lonely December 13, 2008