A person who rages too much at 9 year old minecraft girls when they kill him in bedwars. He has a very tiny limp dick that can never pleasure any girl. He has no friends. He looks like a fucking chicken embryo piece of shit, and ate 290 chicken nuggets so you know he's a fat fuck, he weighs more than the amount of chicken nuggets he got. Logan on the other hand has a 12 inch cock and plays fortnite duos with Ethan's mom. Ethan is another word for retard.
by Ieatass69lolkillthejews January 10, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. A very sentimental or emotionally unstable person. Is cute, but not hot or handsome. He makes lots of great friends, and will stay with all of them for as long as possible. Hates to leave behind what he has grown to love, and can be shy. Ethans would make amazing friends or boyfriends, so if you have one stay with him. He will always make you smile, and can keep every secret. Love sports, music, sometimes reading, and video games.
1: shit have you seen that new kid?! What is his name?! He hilarious!
2: that’s Ethan.
1: of course! How would I not have know that
2: that’s Ethan.
1: of course! How would I not have know that
by DeadMob1000 (ETAN ROADS) September 26, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. nevermind ethan is a loner and once i saw him suck off a whole block of blue cheese, BARE MAN THE LAD IS i never want to suck his toes if its the last thing i do
ethan
by A3KT3K October 19, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. by bighorsedicks February 13, 2017
Get the ethan traceymug. He's a very intimate guy with an endless sexual appetite. He can go all night long. HIs penis is 12 inches long and the diameter of a cupcake. His dick tastes amazing.
He is such an ethan
by HotBoiii May 7, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. The last hit from a bowl/bong, when everyone else thinks it’s dead, and that last suborn person demands to get one last hit out of it.
by BadWolf98 August 20, 2018
Get the ethan hitmug.