Double Drunk 

Drunker than one usually is after the same drinks consumed

Last week I had 6 shots and I was fine, this week I had 3 and I'm double drunk

Double Drunk by CaptainCyrus April 29, 2024

Cactus Drunk 

Especially drunk on Mezcal

bro, don't let him do the math, boy's cactus drunk.

Cactus Drunk by Rolandofgilead May 27, 2024

Leftover Drunk 

The pleasant feeling of still being drunk when you wake up the next day after going to bed/passing out after a night of drinking. Far better than the alternative (cf hungover)

Woke up pleasantly surprised after last night's shenanigans to find I was leftover drunk rather than nursing a horrific hangover.

Leftover drunk is a special kind of drunk. You wake up, the day just dawning. After last night, you expected to be spending a miserable day in bed/on the couch/under a highway overpass, but instead you feel great. Music sounds and food tastes even better than you remember. You feel like you've cheated Death itself.

Leftover Drunk by F_Oxford June 15, 2024

Quadriplegic drunk 

The act of being so incredibly and viciously over intoxicated, that you lose the ability to control your body, on a range from barely able to walk, to barely able to move at all.

I got absolutely quadriplegic drunk last night, I was barely able to get out of bed for days.

Quadriplegic drunk by sketchyoperator August 15, 2024

Kamala drunk

It’s a slightly inappropriate amount of drunk.

Heading to the in-laws to get Kamala drunk and talk shit this weekend?

Is Kamala drunk the highest level of drunk?
It’s a slightly inappropriate amount. She’s not capable of anything at the highest level.

Kamala drunk by Brill71 November 27, 2024

slime drunk 

The state of obsessions and hysteria created by having the ability to create various types of slime with Elmer’s Glue, Activator and mix-ins. Usually found in a house covered with sprinkles, glitter, mica powder, foam balls and shaving cream.

Woah, your house looks like an extremely flamboyant unicorn exploded in it….

Yes, my daughter is slime drunk.

slime drunk by Skpstone January 5, 2025

Tatonka Drunk 

The most drunk you can be! So drunk you dive into gravel. So drunk you throw up like Lard Ass from the movie Stand By Me. So drunk you think you know the words to every 80s song. So drunk you sing the meow version of Old Dominion songs. So drunk you accidentally drink Near Beer. So drunk you surf in the man-made pond’s fountain. So drunk the young guys have to hook up the old guys pap machines.

Someone told me that they have seen me drunk. And I replied , "Not Tatonka drunk.”

Tatonka Drunk by The OG Mikey Mike April 1, 2025