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Christian Cort

so kool, so swag like, he is my idol, he is a baller shot caller with a 21 inch blade. I would like to play rock paper scizzors with him he is also a house hold name (mainly because he punched ur kid at recess)
Christian Cort owns a big blue dog and cat
by aj davis_7initnotfound October 27, 2021
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Christian

Someone who is desperately in love with Estrella
Christian: hi Estrella I would drag my balls on shards of glass, burn myself, torture myself, break every single bone in my body just to get a single whiff of your dirtiest farts. 😍
by SkeleDoomed November 23, 2021
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Christian

A boy who is a complete and utter dork. He probably enjoys Star Wars and reading, but he is also very sweet and loyal. He tries to be there for you when you're in need. When you're down, he can pick you up. He's weird, and you feel like you can be yourself around him. He's just a wonderful person to be around, and he can make you smile like no one else can.
Who's that weirdo?

Oh, that's just Christian. He's amazing.
by georificer December 19, 2022
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northwest christian

A school where if money doesn’t fall out your ass, they bully you into submission.
Dang he goes to Northwest Christian, he must have quarters plopping out his ass.
by Parker Farr June 4, 2023
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Christiane

Do not look directly at Christiane, she is too bright. At the sight of her, your eyebrows will burn off, but she is a good friend. She is also the best gif giver. Your moving images are rubbish in comparison.
Stranger: "I think I am immune to Christiane's glow!"

That same Stranger 2 seconds later: "AM WORNG"
by Thelongesttoe November 23, 2021
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Christian pancake

When someone cums on a bible during a service wait until it dries then eats it
Jamie jizzed on a bible and ate it when it dried - this is an example of the Christian pancake
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Christian

Christian is the best person in the world, he will make u horny, butterflies in stomache, he will make u masturbate all night be he is so hot and sexy. and just by looking at him you will go crazy and fall on then ground be u fell for him.
Christian is seasonal
by Fanumkaibrucex September 2, 2023
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