Bro Burn

A Bro Burn is where a bro stays out in the sun for too long while wearing a Bro Tank.

When the Bro Tank is taken off, it looks as if the Bro is still wearing an all-white Bro Tank due to the silhouette of the Bro Tank not getting any sun.

Dude, take off your Bro Tank before you go for a swim
Dude, I did take off my Bro Tank, I'm just rocking a Bro Burn so it looks like I'm still wearing one

Why is he wearing an all-white Bro Tank?
Oh, he isn't, he just has a bad case of Bro Burn

by Undead Dinosaur August 18, 2013

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bro-bombing

To write "Cool story bro", as a reply to someone's post or thread, usually as a mark of trolling.

Were you just bro-bombing me?

by Murua July 10, 2011

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shlong bro

Usally a douche, who is extremely good looking and uses it to be a fuckboi as much as possible.gets drunk and high all the time with his fellow shlong bros and gets girls when ever he wants because he is sexy as fuck and has giant muscles and a big cock. Uses protein to get fucking huge and eats pussy like a G. Most likely to join a frat in college and already dressed like one.

Every girl ever: Damn the Shlong bros are so sexy and have giants Cocos.
Shlong bros: Shlong bros for life dudddde!

by swagman4748 July 31, 2016

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show bro

This term originated in theatre, coined by the venerable theatre critic Allison Ward. It can refer to a variety of situations involving a bro, but the following are the most common uses of it:

1)A friend who is not really your friend, thus for show

2) a bro in your show, thus a "show bro"

3) a bro who aids your show, whether by working in the crew, or driving you around to obscure prop shops to pick up swords.

4) a bro of whom you are proud, and thus flaunt continually

1) "I though that Karen was my friend, but she just told my secret to everyone!"

"Yup, she's a show bro for sure."

by Dormsalot November 15, 2009

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