ripple-bum 

ripp·le·bum rip-all-bum(n.)

1. A bum which has, engraved upon it, a ripple pattern, often a result of sitting upon textured or ridged surfaces for an extensive period of time.

2. A bum which has a pattern upon it, akin to the side of a potato chip, like a ripple.

F: I sat on that bleacher for so long I got ripple-bum!
K: Holy crap!

or

K: hahaha!! what better way to start my day than seeing your rippled-potato-chip bums in my head lol xD i hope they've plumped right back up now hahah :D

F: LoL! bums!

ripple-bum by Flank June 21, 2008

The Bum Steer

a bar where a typical night consists of blacking out after your first drink, and waking up to find you pissed yourself on the hot bartenders couch. You most likely have no idea what happened last night and have some sort of head injury. has some of the best bartenders and stiffest drinks you will encounter at a bar. food, booze, pool tables, music and hot chicks... pretty fuckin cool.

Guy 1: Dude what happened to the left side of your face and why do you smell like bleach?

Guy 2: I went to the The Bum Steer.

Guy 1: Oh.

The Bum Steer by DrunkinMcDrunky November 15, 2010

pee bum poo bum stink 

a game with 5 or more players,
1 persons must say one of the 5 words with out laughing.
must go in a round.

pers 1:pee
pers 2:bum
pers 3:poo
pers 4:bum
pers 5:stink

'pee bum poo bum stink' until one pers. leaves.

pee bum poo bum stink by Veronicaaa! March 30, 2009

Spitty Bum 

An eruption of the bowel, usually liquid in nature.

This Rat coffin has given me spitty bum.

Spitty Bum by Minchy August 13, 2010

u bum 

u bum is the only insult you will ever need to use. It is a revolutionary term used by Lebron James and can be used by you too. that's how you that you're know your a cool kid. Wanna be a cool kid? then use the term U BUM.... your welcome....

Donald Trump: *** tweets something***
LeBron James: ... u bum.

u bum by #BeLikeBob November 15, 2018

smokey chokey bum wank 

also known as the mike R.A.E. special. it is exactly what it says on the tin. u will need a friend for this one. smoke a tabby, get your friend to choke you, poke your ass and toss yourself off. if you have no mates you could choke yourself with a rope.

sergeant man tits gave me the best smokey chokey bum wank of my life. he is so strong but his hands were so soft

smokey chokey bum wank by ring sting king August 1, 2009

fraidy bum 

the technical term for the inability to release when ready in a foreign bathroom facility

Tragically he was forced to cut short his vacation on account of fraidy bum.

fraidy bum by sheila in the car March 24, 2008