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Purse Banana

The banana that a lady inserts into her handbag with all of the good intentions of making that her healthy lunch ...that becomes garbage at day's end..because she ate a double cheeseburger instead.
I stumbled accross my purse banana while looking for my wallet to pay for my hamburger lunch.
by LakelandLurlene March 25, 2011
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banana problem

This term is derived from the story of the little girl who knew how to spell the word “banana” but didn’t know when to stop. This often relates to constant attempts to fix a computer.
i fix the same banana problem on your ghey computer everytime i come over here.
by Benji March 5, 2005
mugGet the banana problemmug.

banana panty split

A sex act invented by Iowa college students. While engaging in intercourse, the woman needs to have a pair of yellow crotchless panties, and the man has a can of spray whipped cream...other toppings can be used for this too. The man tops his treat with desired condiments. Then he fucks the female, making the split with his banana...enjoy the cleanup.
Dude, last night Megan and I totally made a banana panty split!
by TheDukesofRandom October 27, 2009
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bananas dipped in chocolate

When an Asian puts it in the wrong hole.
Example of person:

Donnie

Example of context:
Girl: "THAT'S THE WRONG HOLE!"
Asian Boy: "BANANAS DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE!"
by CheechAZ September 5, 2009
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Banana Pew Pew

A game to be played in school with friends or other acquaintances that play. Created by Patrick Keough and Andrew Terenzi.

RULES OF GAME PLAY!

1. Form a gun with your hand.
2. Repeat the word "banana" to reload the gun.
3. Repeat the words "pew pew" to fire the gun.
4. You can say "banana pew pew" as fast as you can or want, as long as it isn't mumbled words.
5. If you are shot, you are out until the end of the current round.
6. A new round starts every time the school bell rings. New rounds can not be started until the bell rings.
7. Have fun and enjoy the game.

FACT: This game has spread throughout many cities in the United States. ORIGINATED IN MALDEN, MASSACHUSETTS at Malden High School.

HAVE FUN!
*Bell rings for the next period/class/lunch period to start*

You see a friend who also plays walking down the hall...

You: BANANA PEW PEW!
Friend: Aww, damn!
by B.P.D. of M.H.S. January 15, 2010
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brown slush banana

When you shit your pants and have to dig your dick out of all of the shit.
Damn, I was so drunk I gave myself a brown slush banana.
by MissMorbidd April 22, 2018
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Blue Banana Car

BBC: Blue Banana Car, Blue Banana Car, BLUE!!! BANANA!!! CAR!!! *Car Crashes, FUCK THIS SONG I'M NEVER SINGING THIS FUCKING SHIT ASS SONG!!!
Remember That Time When You Found That Video About Blue Banana Cars You Found On A Kids Game
by AcedBits September 22, 2021
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