Largest animal on earth

person 1: what is the largest animal on earth?
person 2: ur mom
by Hawkey21212121 May 26, 2021
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Animalizer

Someone who hurts animals by bing
That animalizer should own pets!
by Animalizer August 21, 2022
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the barn animals

This is referring to all the barn animal sexual positions of urban dictionary. Currently, The Cow, The Pig, The Fish, The Chicken, The Unicorn and The Goat
Dan: Do you want to play with the barn animals?

Sally: what's that?

Dan: let me show you ;)
by Killsme January 22, 2021
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making balloon animals

When two men cross penis's and try to bend and twist them around one another.
by Dudeman2007 September 26, 2021
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Animal control

The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.
If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now. Try telling the people who lost their pets it's a morale boost to anyone to have their pets at a shelter somewhere.
by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020
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Anime protagonist

Usually has the most plot armour and is the clueless despite thinking the exact opposite
Kid: "Mom why hasn't the anime protagonist not died yet?"
Mom: "This is one piece sweetie."
by CoolKid694200 November 27, 2021
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*There is no transcendant meaning blahblahblah Jordan Peterson rhetoric
Hym "Ok, 'If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals' is a thing Alex O'Conner unironcally just said on triggernometry just now. So, that's where the 'plant' accusations are coming from. And it's adjacent to the psychopathic 'If God isn't real then I get to do whatever I want.' Rhetoric. But you were doing that anyway and then using the religion to forgive yourself for doing that anyway. And Alex is a determinist. Without free will there is no meaning. The meaning of all your actions is 'the chemicals in your brain (and I know I'm being reductive here but the logic still tracks) made you do the thing you're doing. Determinism totally incompatible with meaning but NOT totally incompatible with God."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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