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New Relationship Five

When you start a new relationship and gain five pounds from eating out all the time.
Jamie said she needed to start working out more because she was trying to deal with the new relationship five she put on.
by Dilly Bob Thorton June 15, 2018
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five dollar piss

A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.

Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.

Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.
Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.

The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.
by RasJephizzle October 24, 2011
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Spy Pacer Five Thousand (S.P.F.T.)

The primary vehicle of 77Pacer Studios: a red 1977 AMC Pacer hatchback automobile that's equipped with super high-tech gadgets, weapons, etc.
"I am the Spy Pacer Five Thousand (S.P.F.T.). 'SPFT' if you prefer."
by anonymous July 31, 2021
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West Virginia high five

West Virginia High five”: the act of slapping your sibling on the buttocks with your hand. Different from a “pat” on the rear; resembles a cowboy slapping a horse on the rear as he sends it out to pasture.
Tommy was in the habit of giving and receiving West Virginia high fives with his sister Rebecca.
by Jus in case November 17, 2023
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Air high five

A made up saying that some middle school teacher that has messed up toes made to reassemble giving a high five but through the air without touching each others hands when COVID-19 hit
you know the Spanish teacher that got kicked out of the building and has to work outside the school? - said J

Ya he’s the one with the messed up toes - exclaimed B in a high pitched voice

Ya well he does this weird thing that’s called an air high five - J
by Guess who midget poo April 5, 2023
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five pastas

The worst rating a meme can ever get
This meme is shit, I give this meme a five pastas
by R1nova February 16, 2018
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Five minute nathan

He thinks his god, he thinks his amazing, he works at B&M and everything's done in 5 minutes. His short, his a idiot and most of all his a loser!
Itll be done in 5 minutes guys! Five minute nathan!
by The secret grafter November 8, 2020
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