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fuck test

An often abridged version of a shit test that a woman uses to determine whether a mate is worthy of a test fuck.
fuck test example 1. Alpha male: All I had to do to get laid was show up, dress reasonably well, demonstrate a little confidence, and take her to a half-way decent restaurant for which she paid. We fucked post haste all night long.

fuck test example 2. Beta male: I spent months treating her like a queen and never even got a hand job. Meanwhile, she fucks him (alpha male) on the first date. Fuckin slut!
by Dimebag Donny December 6, 2024
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FUCK IT ALLL

"FUCK IT ALLLLLLLLLLL"
-Elsa
by dfhgjpdfojh;dsfhkfh,fd October 21, 2021
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December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other
Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow
by Remmerr November 27, 2023
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Fucking Fuzz

The act of rubbing the penis against the pubic hairs of the woman.
Shane: Have you ever heard of fucking fuzz?
Donovan: Yes it sounds amazing!
by Frozen Bob April 21, 2017
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Fat Fuck

by dstone2448 February 28, 2015
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Fuck you bitch

A statement you make when you're mad and GOT PUNCHED IN THE GODDAMN FACE, TOM.
"Fuck you bitch, why would you do that?"
by I'll fuck your mom August 15, 2022
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cranial fucking

The act of having sex inside someones nose, ear, mouth or even eye
I hate when bobby starts cranial fucking me
by batman_is_us_ALL May 14, 2012
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