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Stuck in a fuck

when a man's penis has an unusual hardness. Not erect, but solded enough to have intercourse with. It is usual why the entire day is frustrating.
" I would have asked her for her number, but hanging out all day with the guys has me stuck in a fuck."
by skribble August 19, 2013
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well fucked duck

To be completely satisfied
That meal left me feeling like a well fucked duck.
by Citybench February 15, 2014
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national fuck day

by abhxbefne October 12, 2019
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thump fuck

When you aren't interested in the girl because of how ugly she is, but you sleep with her because she is easy.
"Did Jeff really just screw that beast Monica?"
"Yeah, but he was drunk and she was a thump fuck."
by Dark Dave December 1, 2016
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Fuck

Fuck comes from Fornication Under Consent of the King. In the Middle-Ages in England you needed to ask permisson from your king to make children.
Dear Lord and saviour, my King,

Do I, a humble farmer, have ye consent to fornicate and have little babies with me lady?

Sure, why not. Who invented this ridiculous law?!

U did, me sire.

From now on U will just say Fuck, and do it, without my consent.
by KeizerKakkebroek December 30, 2019
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fuck your bullshit

a describing of someone ending a ridiculus conversation on a person
A : I offer you $200 for a fridge
B : You scammed me, Fuck your bullshit!
by Tankhunjn October 15, 2022
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fucking ninja

Like a fucking ninja is when you escape from a place or thing or situation or person without being detected.
"And while she turned around to see where the noise came from, I jumped up and escaped through the vents. Like a fucking ninja
by dick lick👅 December 7, 2017
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