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Crack Wank

Similar to a tit wank but instead the ass cheeks are used, with no petentration involved. Penis is vertical between the crack.
I did all the housework today just so my girlfriend would crack wank me
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Tip-wank

When you get excited at the prospect of taking loads of stuff to the tip (recycling centre/garbage/refuse whatever international equivalent).
by anonymous May 4, 2024
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Shank Wank

A Shank Wank is where if you are held at knife point by some road men you’d have one last final wank before you’re sent up into the council estate in the sky.
guy 1: Did you hear the news

guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning

guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank

guy 2 : totally man
by Broham May 30, 2019
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Ear wanking

Using an implement (e.g. cotton bud) to penetrate the ear canal repeatedly.
Is Jan cleaning his ear out, he’s been doing it for ages. No, he’s ear wanking
by Morbabe July 15, 2018
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pinky wanking

to wank whilst holding ones pinking out such as when you drink tea also referred to fancy in your pants wank.
hey i was at this posh orgy last nite

did you make sure you were pinky wanking

of course
by mason54m May 30, 2010
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wank rat

A wank rat is someone that goes around trying to get off everyday any time any place. Similar to a fuck boy. Also may give off nasty odor.
Look at Scott once a rank rat always a rank rat
Dont go to that party just a bunch of wank rats
by All American Dream Boy January 12, 2016
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Wank hand

Wank hand is the term used to describe witch particular hand was used in the event of frequent wank sessions.
Person 1: oi mate, geez a handshake!
Person 2: nah man that's your wank hand, that is!
by Lugzy_yt November 1, 2019
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