The worst thing to ever happen in all of Zelda history. Now whichevert Link in the family line it is looks like a dumbass, especially when he slashes at a rock with his sword. Look at his eyes and tell me I'm not right.

P1:*salavating over his brand new copy of Wind Waker* "I can't wait to play this piece of shit!"
P2: "Me too! I heard it's so shitty that it makes us toss each other's salads (toss the salad)!
P3: "Whoa dude I can't wait for that kind of hot all-sweaty-ball-chugging-manly-action!"
P1: "Where the hell did the other ball chugger come from?"
P2: Hehe! You said "CUM"!
P1,P2,P3: *sudden unstoppable laughter*
At this point I walk in and kick all of their asses for being such dumb-fucks and not realizing that the Zelda series was just ruined for the time being because of the new ass-monkey look.

Wind Waker by Ballwhackingasskicker July 2, 2004

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wacker

This is a person who hacks into a system and wacks at it until it's no longer usable.

He is no longer just a hacker, he has moved on to the wacking peoples systems to bits.

wacker by VAKI5 August 18, 2003

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Walter

To drop a fork on the floor after picking it up
or to drop any flatware off a plate of food.

This definition comes from a man by the name of Walter who could not walk with a plate of food without dropping a fork to the floor.

person 1 "Hey did I just hear a fork drop"
person 2 "Yeah, I just pulled a Walter"

person 1 "Crap I dropped my fork"
person 2 "ha, you just pulled a Walter"

Walter by I told you I would post it December 10, 2010

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