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Kansas Waffle Iron

You defecate on a persons laptop keyboard and slam it shut.
Man fuck Jerry I'm gonna Kansas Waffle Iron his Laptop. Because he's from OHIO!
by Marine007 December 1, 2022
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Blue waffle

Look it up and you will find “waffles that are blue Barry” 🙂
by SlayAngel November 29, 2019
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Gaytime Waffles

When you're doing a dude from behind, his face is pressed up against a chain link fence. When you are about to come, pull out, turn him around, and come on his face. Hence Waffles and Ice Cream.
I was doing this chick at the dugout last night and I gave her a waffles and ice cream.
He got a gaytime waffles on his face.
by Bdogthecrip June 18, 2021
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Twat Waffle

A mindless worth of shit douche bag; A talentless piece of shit
by CaptainChronic September 20, 2015
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waffle pancake spicehead lemons

A beautiful tasting lemon that tastes like a waffle pancake spicehead (paprika, usually)
Waffle pancake spicehead lemons taste so good yum
by Spicy_Lemons July 16, 2021
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Hot Belgian Waffle

An exotic sex act only performed by the most seasoned of professionals on FetLife.

Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.

Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.
"It ain't a coke-walk being governor of New York. Sometimes you just gotta unwind and serve a Hot Belgian Waffle at the Marriott Residence Inn."
by HoseRUs August 13, 2021
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Twat-Waffle

Christine Moore was such a twat-waffle for accusing Erin Weir when he refused her.
by RICKROD SHOW June 4, 2018
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