chop down the tree

Jerk off

Hey I’m going to go chop down the tree

by anonymous July 6, 2023

Talking trees

An event in the 60s where you get clapped by guys in black pyjamas armed with AKs in the jungles.

I was in Vietnam when we were ambushed by talking trees.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023

Tree

Nigga you dont know what a tree is😭☠️🙏

A tree is in your ass

by Lilnegro July 26, 2023

Tree bark

Emily

Tree bark Loves weird movies music and no one in the world enjoys a good book tho.. if you’re feeling antisocial and full of sarcasm you might be an Emily or Tree bark…

“I hate Timmy” says only tree barks and Emily’s

by anonymous August 5, 2023

Tree bark

Emily

Tree bark Loves weird movies music and no one in the world enjoys a good book tho.. if you’re feeling antisocial and full of sarcasm you might also be an Emily…

“I hate Timmy” says only an Tree Bark

by anonymous August 5, 2023

Oliver tree

Totally awesome guy who is still CHILL with his alien ex girlfriend and they ended on GOOD terms, also really fucking sexy

Random person: "Mmmm I need Oliver tree in my mouth~"
Everybody on this planet: "same."

by johnnyjoestar August 17, 2023

Sticky Tree Frogs

A soccer club based out of Kent, OH made up of an incredible group of wet and sticky lads. Formed in 2021 by defender Mathias Broyles, the frogs feature many stars from all over the world.

The Sticky Tree Frogs took another massive W last night by 25 goals.

by AnAmericanSoccerBoi November 22, 2021