GOT

A really bad football played, not the goat

Marshon Lynch is the got

by anonymous September 20, 2020

got invite

Phrase used when your mates dog it and don't invite you to a particular event, inclusive of even family dinners and all other outings ( got fucking invite is a popular variation )

Person 1: I went out to the new Thai place past night
Person 2 : got invite
Person1 : it was a family thing ....
Person 2 : family thing that I didn't get invite too

by jamespiggott December 27, 2015

get got saw

Something people named Alex wonder as they’re having a stroke

As the smell of toast overwhelmed him, alex wondered “how do I get got saw?”

by Vik.V. November 15, 2017

I got the item on me

A more subtle way to refer to drugs

“Also bro I got the item on me. You know, the goods”

by That smart nigga January 27, 2024

He Got A Dumptruck

When you homie is looking extra thick today to that you just cant resist the urge to slap his cheeks;he be THIC

Q:Why did you say He Got A Dumptruck to me?

A:Well cause your booty is looking extra big today and I am homiesexual.

by RAAACC November 26, 2021

Got 82'd

Textology, derived from the texting term: Str82VM, which means 'Straight to voicemail'. It's used when you call someone and their phone doesn't ring, rather it goes straight to voicemail.

Dude1: Hey Rod, I was just down at the store and I thought I saw your girl gettin in some dude's car. Looked like she was creepin'!

Dude2: Bitch, stop playin'! Can't play like that!

Dude1: Call her then and see what's up!

Dude2: Bet! (he calls his girl, but phone goes straight to voicemail). Damn! Phone didn't even ring!

Dude1: Daaaaammmmnnn! That chic 82'd ya ass! She creepin!

Dude2: Shit! I got 82'd!

by Liqr1 August 21, 2010

fact got

A filter bypass for the homophobic slur "faggot"

Jared is such a fact got.

by lemoncenti December 27, 2023