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Train

A bunch of carriages coupled together, traditionally with a locomotive at one end. All you need to know is that you are duct taped to the tracks and one of those 600 tonne motherfuckers is coming. No matter what you think, you are in a simulation, and are being euthanised by the agency in real life. Don't believe me? Shove your head into your phone screen to pop out into the real world.

Haha loser you banged your head 😏
Person 1: Bruv you boutta get smashed by dat train right over dere

Person 2: Man what are you on, there isn't gonna be a train for days-*horn sound followed by squealing brakes and smash noise*
by PavlovA_YT May 2, 2025
mugGet the Trainmug.

strangers on a train

"strangers on a train" no connection to each other, so they can swap favors without it ever being linked to the other person.

Being able to better ones life, without having to be the "Bad guy" in their own life (circle of acquaintances).
-Hey buddy! can you help us out, "strangers on a train"?. -
asking someone for help solving a problem anonymously, for the same in return. cant be tracked or traced.
by theres one for ya! June 25, 2023
mugGet the strangers on a trainmug.

Speedy Trains

A fucktard of a train enthu that forces open PSDs at MRTs and begs the train driver to horn
Example 1:

MRT Announcement: *There is a service disruption due to a broken PSD.

Person 1: Who caused it?

Person 2: Speedy Trains forced the PSD open and it broke.

Example 2:
Person 1: Why is the train driver scolding this primary school kid?
Person 2: Oh, that primary school kid is Speedy Trains. He begged the train driver to press the horn and he got scolded. He totally deserved that scolding lol.
by Speedy Trains June 6, 2024
mugGet the Speedy Trainsmug.

seven dwarfs mine train

An Anal Blitzkrieg involving seven midgets and an apple
I took the the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train last night.
by GrumpyDoc69 April 13, 2014
mugGet the seven dwarfs mine trainmug.

he needs more training

Or "He's on medication"... what it really means is that he's an a**h**e, but we don't want to admit it.
I always disgustedly roll my eyes when someone tried to play down someone's destructive/abrasive behavior by saying, "He needs more training", when I know very well that the person in question is simply a no-good jerk, and so no amount of "training" or "counselling" in gonna help him... if he's evil or selfish by nature, there's nothing that others can do to "reform" him; he himself has to WANT to change his ways before any positive progress can be made.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
mugGet the he needs more trainingmug.

Payne Train

When you ‘Payne Train’ someone in any sport but mostly referred with basketball is when you run full speed at your opponent to run into them, knocking them down in the process while you score an open net and sometimes even get the and one.
Gosh diggily darn he just Payne Trained that guy for the clutch 3 point play, what a unit.
by Butthole=Jack August 14, 2023
mugGet the Payne Trainmug.

Big train

by dethm0r October 23, 2020
mugGet the Big trainmug.

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