cream-pie eyes

noun: the way her eyes light up when she wants filled with a hot gooey load of your jizz

Did you see how Sara was looking at me? She was giving me the cream-pie eyes. Tonight I'm gonna turn that toaster strudel into a twinkie.

by the shit faced cockmaster February 5, 2019

Smoking the same pie

when a group of people are equally delusional about any given topic are situation

john and richie both think frehsly picked lemons cause lyme disease. they're all smoking the same pie

by mistahroga June 3, 2018

Apple Pie moment

When your Bae dresses in her most provocative clothes, knowing how the night will end, but then cooks and declares touching has to wait "I'm cooking!!"

I nearly missed the main course and great sex last night by going for the entree too early, it was the full apple pie moment.

by MrGrufffy January 3, 2017

Pie and ice cream

To slather ice cream on your woman's pussy and lick it off.

After a night on the. Casino floor.were going up to the hotel room for some pie and ice cream. Boy. Vegas never tasted so good.

by 4realazitgits March 6, 2021

Pie Man Special

It's when you invite a nice girl over to your apartment for a romantic evening. You bake her a delicious pie, maybe apple or blueberry. While eating said pie, maybe sip on a creamy alcoholic beverage, such as bailey's or rumchatta. Then you DO IT missionary style while you think about your fantasy football team.

Ryan decided to drop Jay Cutler while giving his girl the "Pie Man Special."

by 182hahahaha December 15, 2017

pie face

a pathological liar.

He was a little pie face in the sense that, what is on the outside, isn't what is on the inside.

by MaryH February 20, 2007

high nigga pie

(highniggapie) add one nigga add 1 lbs of awesome bud add one apple pie and u get one high nigga pie

my day started makin some high nigga pie

by pinkiiiiiiiiiiiiiii January 20, 2012