Simp

A kid who goes all out for pussy but never gets it. He skips hanging out with the boys to be with the girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly know with the name Stefán

Frend: Hey Stefán what are You doing

Stefán: Im simping

Frend: Omfg You son of a simp

by Stefán Breki July 15, 2020

simp

super intelligent minecraft player

as asghvj was siting next to a girl
your mom:bro i think your a super intelligent minecraft player

asghvj:no i'm not
then he resizes it means simp

asghvj: is there any family you want to say good bye to

by created1234 February 24, 2023

Simp

The fucker that no matter what a girl does in Four Square, he always says that she isn't out.

JJ: She's out, she hit the ball like 5 feet out of the square.
Gary: Nah, she's not out because she's a girl.
Literally everyone: Damn you're a simp lol.

by AbyssalCloud March 10, 2021

Simp

A derogatory term towards straight men

"Why you men so attracted to pussy, you fucking simp"

by IHateSimps9000 April 21, 2020

Simp

Orion.

if you're called Orion, you're most definitely a simp.

by skjfsbesjhfs March 24, 2021

Simp

There are 3 different types of people who simp there's the one who tries to hard,the one who go all out for them,and the last one is when you cant even breath when your around them or you get all shy around them (aka me)

1:"I shaved my head cause she said she likes bald men"

2:"i got her a puppy,a ring,and a car
3:"do you think he will wave back at me...nah i'm not gonna he's gonna think i'm weird "
we just some simpssssss

by TheRealSimp UwU January 12, 2021

Simp

Me lol

I’m a simp for Gerard Way

by EmilyTheEmo1312 May 4, 2020