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post hook

When your gay and are horrible at any build so you decide to make a post hook
Someone: Hey what’s your build Other person: a post hook “kicked from party”
by My name was token so idk January 1, 2021
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Post Whore

Making Meaningless posts, one who thinks 'posting' is a cool thing
ElChupoCabre thinks he lives in the Post Whore House
by Darkstarprojects December 9, 2008
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Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, popularly known as Post Malone, is an American rapper, songwriter, and record producer. You can never predict what kind of tune he'll make next. He has more tattoos than you'll make in a lifetime. He can look poor while being rich.
Dude: "I want to appear like Post Malone!"
WOW! "like homeless but rich"
by pop_Crush July 7, 2022
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post jew

A person of Jewish origin who does not believe and or practice the Jewish religion.
Person A: I'm Jewish.

Person B: Do you go to Synagogue?

Person A: Nay, I am a post Jew.
by marcusmaximus June 1, 2024
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The House of Horrible Posts

DRIGGS' and Cobra's Sexy House of Delicious Titay Fooking Whores.
Let's all titay fook L-5!
by Richard Nixon October 9, 2004
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post-door-slamming wince

Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".
Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
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