stroke the magic pickle

A sland term for masturbating for males.
Dude I'm so horny, I think im going to go stroke the magic pickle.
by mackdaddytothe69thpower February 17, 2011
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Touching Pickles

See George and Tyler over there? They've totally been touching pickles.
by DisasterWeenie August 18, 2019
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One Nickel Pickle

50cent is so cheap that if he was a prostitute, his nickname would be the One Nickel Pickle.
by Mini Mii August 29, 2012
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Pickles on the Side

When a pansexual propositions a transitioning male-to-female and requests that they abstain from penetration until specifically requested during the sexual acts.
Some like to call it ‘when Harry met Sally’, but in Texas we call it Pickles on the Side’
by All Bets Hedged February 04, 2021
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Pickled Rick

I got drunk last night and spent my entire paycheck on a jar of Pickled Ricks.
by TheGuiltyHero March 22, 2018
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Jizzy Pickle

A man who secretly covets and lusts for a girl who's romantically and/or sexually involved with another man, and envies the man, for having the girl he desires for himself, is said to have a Jizzy Pickle.
Dude, stop checking out my girlfriend. Nothing's worse than having blue balls with a Jizzy Pickle.
by Wizard Toast October 03, 2010
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dutch pickle

Traditional Netherlander method of preserving the penis of deceased husband in brine to be used by the wife in perpetuity. First usage dates to late 16th century Amsterdam.
"The Dutch pickle everything. Even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."
by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020
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