Cum gummy

A cum gummy comes from the thick, gelatin-like sticky lumps that are occasionally present in a man’s ejaculate. The thick jelly like substance will congeal after being ejaculated on to the skin or hair of a woman’s body leaving a cum gummy. A cum gummy is thick enough for just two fingers to remove the cum gummy from the skin. It is stretchy and extremely sticky and will stick to both fingers as you pull the fingers apart and move them back together again. The texture is very similar to a half eaten gummy bear that a small child has been playing with for some time on a hot summer day.

Man, I made the mistake of going down on my girl after I jizzed all over her bush, next thing I knew I found myself eating my own cum gummy!

by Whippedmamasboy January 27, 2021

Cum tickets

used to wipe cum or semen off your genitalia

I used my cum tickets after I jacked off.

by Lit1997 February 26, 2021

Crispy cum

That sticky thing you find on your bed sheets after you wake up

Person 1: dude i had a shit ton of crispy cum on my sheets this morning!

Person 2: Dude, i couldnt care less

by Gas king March 18, 2021

Cum pump

When someone keeps cumming and can’t stop for a while

Emily:Chad yesterday was a cum pump and got a lot of cum in my mouth

Vanessa:Damn I want some of that action

by Mommy milkers March 31, 2021

Lung Cum

The act when a participant receiving head deep throats the other party. Right when the participant is about to ejaculate, he then punches the other party in the throat. This causes them to inhale in surprise, causing them to inhale semen into their lung.

Sabrina never heard of drowning in semen until I gave her the classic case of lung cum. Her physician asked for my number.

by Tmoorecmooretacomunch April 3, 2021

Cum Money

money earned through sexual acts or pornography

Guy: Imagine how rich that pornstar must be!
Girl: Yeah but I’d rather be rich with an actual job instead of cum money

by cold dude June 11, 2021

Cum rum

A well known mind altering substance in liquid form brought by many’s blood related uncles to family gatherings made by fermented cum extracted from the oldest in the family that has been fermenting in the family’s dead grandmothers ashes for 21 1/2 days in a container maintaining all condensation creating its own environment while sitting in area with its exterior environment over 90 degrees Fahrenheit. This harsh and warm environment causes MRNA molecules to code DNA molecules in the ash to attack all semen cells causing a common substance known as artificial testicular acid. This is then fed to local chickens where it is consumed rapidly causing the female chickens to lay toxic eggs. These eggs are cracked into a bowl, mixed with vaginal discharge to create the common intoxicating drink known as “uncle chucks cum rum” aka “Cum Rum”.

“Double cupping mad cum rum right now”

by DR Shotta May 12, 2021